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I couldnt be any more hurt than you hurt me already. you broke my heart. I gave you every opportunity but I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Obama broke his no-new-taxes pledge 15 days after he took office when he signed legislation on Feb. 4, 2009 raising the tax… — Bob Beauprez Copy Share Image
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My brothers used to call me Bob. They'd laugh at me, and I didn't get it. I'm 13 years old at the… — Michael Strahan Copy Share Image
We ought, in humanity, no more to despise a man for the misfortunes of the mind than for those of the body,… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
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As a matter of fact, I've been to Italy many times before I met my husband, which he can't even imagine that… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
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I didn't marry. I didn't have children. I followed the food supply for jobs. I kept writing at night. And that kept… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
President Clinton broke ground Saturday for the World War II memorial in Washington. He'll never have the military's full respect. However, after… — Argus Hamilton Copy Share Image
What is it about summer that makes children grow? We feed and water them more. They do get more sun, but that… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
Richard M. Nixon honestly believed in his bones that an organized conspiracy of liberal media insiders had literally been plotting against him… — Rick Perlstein Copy Share Image
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I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
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I got into online trading. It was alarmingly easy to do. I went through the whole cycle of emotions, from supreme self-confidence… — James Lasdun Copy Share Image
Both the Beatles and The Rolling Stones broke on the music scene the summer I was in England. I can vividly remember… — Gordon Lightfoot Copy Share Image
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This is a big deal. My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those young men get slaughtered on… — Dick Armey Copy Share Image
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