“Give me one of those bottles of water. My mouth tastes like demon ass.-Dean” — Christa Faust Copy Share Image
Golf is difficult to get your personality over because you are such a bottle of concentration. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
American love — like coke in green glass bottles...they don't make it anymore. — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect. — Yelawolf Copy Share Image
Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough. Bottoms up, bottoms up! — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find. — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The bottle of whiskey - the second one - was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who 'felt just… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I have never stored water in plastic bottles, always in glass, steel or copper bottles and containers. I even carry my own… — Dia Mirza Copy Share Image
Me not showing any emotion is not the best for me. I've tried that. It kind of bottles up, and then at… — Donald Young Copy Share Image
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
If you put everything together as far as my mind, my body, my game. If you put everything in one bottle, this… — LeBron James Copy Share Image
I didn’t go to religion to make me happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
I was playing organ at a silent movie house at Harlem and they'd be showing some death scene on the screen. Likely… — Fats Waller Copy Share Image
... And drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone and my beads, not so… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement.… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
Everyone in boxing probably makes out well except for the fighter. He's the only one that's on Skid Row most of the… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
The stupid and dishonest accountants allowed the genie of totally inappropriate accounting to descend on derivatives books. And once this has happened… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
I was raised in bars. My grandmother had one, and when I was 12 years old I'd go stay with her and… — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
As nervous as I am to pick up a water bottle, that's how nervous I am to perform. My confidence is very… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
“Relax, Mr. Diggums. Have another nettle beer, or some spring water." The commander took two bottles from the cooler and offered one… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
We Americans are a funny people. We say that our favorite outdoor recreation is 'walking for pleasure' (or so it is reported… — Stewart Udall Copy Share Image
For the Deist ... prayer is calling across a void to a distant deity. This lofty figure may or may not be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would have private conversations with [Buckminster Fuller]. I once had an argument, for four hours, about the existence of the Mobius… — Paul Laffoley Copy Share Image
This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain--which is to say, all of… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Going green doesn’t start with doing green acts - it starts with a shift in consciousness. This shift allows you to recognize… — Ian Somerhalder Copy Share Image
I know my grandfather drank occasionally socially, what we call "taking a sip." And my father never touched the bottle. He condemned… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
& he ill, he real, he might gotta deal He pop bottles & he got the right kinda bill — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Are two people drinking from the same bottle of wine having a common experience? — Jamie Goode Copy Share Image
It's not your instincts that are the problem. It's your tendency to drown them in a bottle. — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
New weapons require new tactics. Never put new wine into old bottles. — Heinz Guderian Copy Share Image