I can't stop myself from reaching for the bottle that's under my seat. I've gone all night without a sip, but it's… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
When we get out of the glass bottles of our ego, and when we escape like squirrels turning in the cages of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's mental to pay for water. Where is that water coming from? Are they in the hills puttin' it into… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Living and working for four decades in a Bologna apartment and studio he shared with his unwed sisters, Morandi painted little but… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
If fitness came in a bottle,everyone would have a great body. Skip the quick fixes;hard work is what ensures lasting results! — Denise Austin Copy Share Image
Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year… — Will Self Copy Share Image
Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does… — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
She tried to open the bottle, but the top slipped through her fingers without moving. He took the bottle from her hand… — Paolo Giordano Copy Share Image
I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in… — Dyan Cannon Copy Share Image
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
American voters should understand that Congress will always find a way to spend every last dollar sent to Washington. Remember, politicians get… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
I smoke two cartons of unfiltered cigs and down a bottle of American rye whiskey as a warm up, generally. Then swallow… — Roger Craig Smith Copy Share Image
Paris, hours in the café, a certain spirit of rebellion, one side a bit too stubborn, the sea, the true, in Bretagne,… — Clemence Poesy Copy Share Image
Bad people drink bad beer. You almost never see an empty bottle of Rochefort tossed onto the side of the road. — Dave Cook Copy Share Image
I would say aside from Moxie soda bottles and Masonic artifacts, there's nothing I really collect. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Motherhood cannot finally be delegated. Breast-feeding may succumb to the bottle; cuddling, fondling, and paediatric visits may also be done by fathers...but… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
I also felt guilty about the three pens I'd stolen, but only for a second. And since there was no convenient way… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Without a bottle to hold, I feel incomplete, the way Plato says we are each born only half a circle, and we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Guarare. Someone… — Roberto Duran Copy Share Image
