Blythe Danner is somebody whose career I admire. She's a great actress and does good work, but also has a life of… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle?… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Poetic simile was strictly limited to statements like 'his mighty steed was as fleet as the wind on a fairly calm day,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If I really like the smell of something - a piece of tar or my goddaughter's plastic doll - I put a… — Mika Copy Share Image
It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet. — Gerald Asher Copy Share Image
I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled… — Lisa Ling Copy Share Image
Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going,… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Love blurs your vision; but after it recedes, you can see more clearly than ever. It's like the tide going out, revealing… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
If a man knows he will sooner or later be robbed upon a journey, he will have a bottle of the best… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I would not drink bottles of water at my mom's house because I never knew how long she'd been refilling them from… — Dan Fogelman Copy Share Image
In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I hope we'll be able to see that in our lifetime: the end of the camera! When I'm in Paris, I'll buy… — Bill Viola Copy Share Image
I'm always concerned about marketing or commercial philosophies. I can't feel good about having my name on a bottle of perfume that… — Nelly Furtado Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Do you know what I am going to tell you, he said with his wry mouth, a pint of plain is your… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I am the granddaughter of a Welsh coal miner who was determined that his kids get out of the mines. My dad… — Ann Romney Copy Share Image
She wanted only tall smooth bottles whose labels spoke of Proof. — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Passion is something you really don't miss, after it has cooled. It is like looking at an empty bottle on the side… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
