I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
“This kid has more mood swings than a toddler's birthday party.” — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't set up screenings. I can barely plan my kid's birthday party. — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Nicole Richie invited me to her birthday party, and it was at Michael Jackson's Neverland! — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
“This was about as much fun as a surprise birthday party, which Hunter ranked alongside boats that sank.’ (Hunter)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“to make it for my younger brother's 5th Knight-themed birthday party. With 2 ordinary 9 inch cakes, frosting, and a few other… — Instructables Copy Share Image
I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never hosted a party in my life, not even my own birthday party. I'd feel really uncomfortable saying, 'Hey everybody, let's… — Alessia Cara Copy Share Image
I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. — Yigal Azrouel Copy Share Image
I never really wanted to be a star. I didn't like entering a room with all eyes on me. I still don't… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. — Matthew Sweet Copy Share Image
Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood. — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. They were less mean in middle… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I believe that at least 70 percent of parenting goes to the mother. In our house, I'm the one who knows about… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
The nation of Qatar also kicked in $1 million for Bill Clinton's birthday party, so nice. But, as WikiLeaks showed the Clinton's… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
At a birthday party, Chuck Norris dared a kid to suck all the helium out of the balloons..Today, this kid is called… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
''Just think, never to be glad or disappointed. Never to like anyone and get cross at him and forgive him. Never to… — Tove Jansson Copy Share Image
“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not… — Larry David Copy Share Image
The first time I ever heard Airborne Toxic Event, my friend was turning 11 or something. And he had a paintball birthday… — Finneas Copy Share Image
“Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“ Change Your Inaccurate Expectations Many social fears are caused by inaccurate expectations and “catastrophizing.” One way to determine your expectations is… — Heather Moehn Copy Share Image
Tiffany knew what the problem was immediately. She'd seen it before, at birthday parties. Her brother was suffering from tragic sweet deprivation.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No. I wasn’t there. I was back in Gladstone, Pennsylvania, and I was twelve years old. Two state troopers were in the… — V.C. Andrews Copy Share Image
Politicians and bureaucrats clearly have no idea how complicated markets are. Every day people make countless tradeoffs, in all areas of life,… — John Stossel Copy Share Image
“Home Authors Topics Quote Of The Day Pictures search Sign Up Login Authors: A B C D E F G H… — Phylicia Rashad Copy Share Image
“We found out yesterday that Robert has won the Drama Desk Award for Possessed, a huge Broadway honor. Jeff—who is over the… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“You see Matt and Anthony every week. You see everyone every week.” “Not everyone, Nick,” his mother said pointedly. Then her voice… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Live your life so you don´t have to have any regrets when you throw your 70 year old birthday party” — Herdis Pala Copy Share Image
“I remember always being baffled by other children. I would be at a birthday party and watch the other kids giggling and… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would… — Matthew Macfadyen Copy Share Image
“Ducks like balloons. Think about THAT next time your child has a birthday party and you choose to not invite all of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
Sinatra invited me once to his birthday party in L.A. I was young, and I felt great about it. But when I… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party... you better be a damned fairy. — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man!… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like… — Joe DiMaggio Copy Share Image
