I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at… — Tobey Maguire Copy Share Image
I have to be reminded, “’It’s your son’s birthday party. Bring a camera.’ And then, when I’m there, ‘Take a picture,’ because… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
“When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
The first comic book I ever read was an issue of 'Legion of Super-Heroes' where the earth was surrounded by all of… — Jonathan Hickman Copy Share Image
What is Aldous capable of?" "Aldous is two thousands years old. He's capable of anything." "Aldous Nix is two thousands years old?"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
“No drunken orgy could possibly cause as much next-day exhaustion as a birthday party for six year olds.” — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I remember the first time that I realized that being black meant that I wasn't allowed certain things. It was in the… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“It was like finding Attila the Hun at a yoga class. Like finding Darth Vader playing ultimate Frisbee in the park. Like… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
“You take advantage. He don’t stay at birthday party like good boy. He come to you for nicky nacky. You slut. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You not only do you appreciate the sacrifices people have made and the hours they've kept and the soccer games they missed… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I didn't really like my birthday as a kid. My mother used to say, "Sometimes we'd have a birthday party and you… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
I wrote 'The Room', 'The Birthday Party', and 'The Dumb Waiter' in 1957, I was acting all the time in a repertory… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of… — Brit Marling Copy Share Image
“Wyatt was, in fact, finding the Christian system suspect. Memory of his fourth birthday party still weighted in his mind. It had… — William Gaddis Copy Share Image
“A writer’s brain is full of little gifts, like a piñata at a birthday party. It’s also full of demons, like a… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
“Zues?" I said. "His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person." "I do not," he… — James Ponti Copy Share Image
“Didn't you just turn eighteen, Jen?" Vasile asked her. Jen looked a little confused at his choice of response. "Umm, yes. I… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“It was generally agreed that a coffin-size studio on Avenue D was preferable to living in one of the boroughs. Moving from… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Wake up now, look alive, for here is a day off work just to praise Creation: the turkey, the squash, and the… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“Once there was a bunny. This bunny had a birthday party. It was the bestest birthday party ever. Because that was the… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
As a kid, I would wake up, and there'd be a jazz funeral while I'm walking to school. And when I come… — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
My father took me and my about-to-be-traumatized friends to Stanley Kubrick's '2001' for my 10th birthday party. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my favorite memories was one time Prince picked me up and said we were going to Michael Jordan's birthday party. — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
Four hundred thousand South Africans are dying of AIDS every year. This makes the war on Iraq look like a birthday party. — Jeremy Cronin Copy Share Image
“[His faith] was a hundred small perfect steps that in the end can never add up to dance ... not the kind… — Addie Zierman Copy Share Image
Having a Mary Poppins-themed birthday party when I was 5 - all my friends went in dresses, and I went as a… — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
I was exceptionally opinionated as a teenager, never afraid to rant and ruin a birthday party or cinema trip. — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
Please let the warm spring weather dictate how much clothing you'll be wearing to my birthday party. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. — Chip Conley Copy Share Image
Went for a birthday party of mah friend..enjoyed alotz..and asked him for what he want as a gift..and he replyed 'YOUUUU paying… — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had… — Keith Thibodeaux Copy Share Image
If your birthday party fell on the same night as another birthday party, I'd get the other one out of the way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can't! my kids have a lot of pizza.… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I learned to dance at quinceañeras - big [15th] birthday parties for Spanish girls. It was always funny to bring the white… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image