Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“No drunken orgy could possibly cause as much next-day exhaustion as a birthday party for six year olds.” — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
What is Aldous capable of?" "Aldous is two thousands years old. He's capable of anything." "Aldous Nix is two thousands years old?"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The first comic book I ever read was an issue of 'Legion of Super-Heroes' where the earth was surrounded by all of… — Jonathan Hickman Copy Share Image
“When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I have to be reminded, “’It’s your son’s birthday party. Bring a camera.’ And then, when I’m there, ‘Take a picture,’ because… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
“[His faith] was a hundred small perfect steps that in the end can never add up to dance ... not the kind… — Addie Zierman Copy Share Image
I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. They were less mean in middle… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
The person I was with was organizing my birthday party, and also happens to be a good friend of mine, who is… — Gabriel Byrne Copy Share Image
I once attended a birthday party where Danny Kaye dropped in to entertain the birthday boy and his guests; I was sometimes… — Michael Korda Copy Share Image
“Pauline: "All under-fives are mad Adrian, you used to talk to the moon. You invited it to your birthday party and cried… — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
Friends and family do not believe you write fiction. They truly believe that every word you write is either autobiographical or based… — Liane Moriarty Copy Share Image
“In fact, all three are so readily respectful and nice to my mother that I feel bad about how I go around… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
If there was a birthday party or a gathering and I was at training and couldn't make it, then I guess I… — Liam Tancock Copy Share Image
My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of… — Blair Underwood Copy Share Image
“What if—” I stopped, swallowing hard. Nope. I couldn’t even say it aloud. We’d figure something else out because we had to.… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“I should probably head back for Luca’s birthday dinner. They want me to lead the ‘Happy Birthday’ song to him in English… — Kristin Rae Copy Share Image
“Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Once there was a bunny. This bunny had a birthday party. It was the bestest birthday party ever. Because that was the… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Wake up now, look alive, for here is a day off work just to praise Creation: the turkey, the squash, and the… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“It was generally agreed that a coffin-size studio on Avenue D was preferable to living in one of the boroughs. Moving from… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Didn't you just turn eighteen, Jen?" Vasile asked her. Jen looked a little confused at his choice of response. "Umm, yes. I… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Zues?" I said. "His computer. He named it." Then she whispered conspiratorially, "He acts like it's a person." "I do not," he… — James Ponti Copy Share Image
Four hundred thousand South Africans are dying of AIDS every year. This makes the war on Iraq look like a birthday party. — Jeremy Cronin Copy Share Image
One of my favorite memories was one time Prince picked me up and said we were going to Michael Jordan's birthday party. — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My father took me and my about-to-be-traumatized friends to Stanley Kubrick's '2001' for my 10th birthday party. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
As a kid, I would wake up, and there'd be a jazz funeral while I'm walking to school. And when I come… — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
I don't go to celebrity parties a lot. I don't really enjoy them because I really like going for it in parties.… — Sam Smith Copy Share Image
“continues: For Kit, the Depression has brought big changes: a houseful of boarders, tons of chores, and no birthday party. But when… — Valerie Tripp Copy Share Image
I'm a Virgo and I'm more - I don't want to say 'negative' - but I'm the girl who thinks no one's… — Rachel Zoe Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at a combined birthday party of two or more people, singing Happy Birthday, and you have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical… — Rod Taylor Copy Share Image
In the world of online invitations, nothing is sacred. People will invite all 500 of their 'closest' friends to their birthday party… — Susannah Cahalan Copy Share Image
Today was my 14th birthday party. And I just could it smile at all today.But no one ask me I'm ok or… — Tabby Copy Share Image
“She had hauled out Grandma O’Donnell’s crystal plates, the ones Gram claimed were hand-cut by our distant relatives in County Kerry during… — Susan Kaye Quinn Copy Share Image
In regard to dogs, my most memorable thoughts concern my daughter's dog and her fondness for them. In fact, one day while… — Tom Monaghan Copy Share Image
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Given the importance of Washington, outsiders probably have an unrealistic perspective on how large the city is. The fact is, Washington D.C.… — Kevin Hassett Copy Share Image