Bills Quotes · Page 73

There's a rumor that NBC is going to have Tom Brokaw fill in temporarily as the NBC News anchor. When asked why,…

— Conan O'Brien

Bill Ford, Jr., is somebody who wants to move this industry, to lead the nation in making us independent of foreign oil,…

— Jennifer Granholm

Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made…

— Bill Burr

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

— Bill Hicks

Bill Withers and Curtis Mayfield, those are the people who informed me in playing the bass.

— Colin Greenwood

It is easy to talk about tax simplification, and we all know it is very difficult to accomplish; but for the last…

— Richard Neal

The appropriation of public money always is perfectly lovely until some one is asked to pay the bill. If we are to…

— Calvin Coolidge

If he checks your phone bills or shopping receipts, something isn't right. Controlling your partner in any way is unhealthy. I've been…

— Ashley Banjo

I'm not Bill Evans. I'm not Keith Jarrett. I'm basically a singer who plays along with his voice.

— Burton Cummings

The guy [Bill Clinton] was a known, let's say, "raconteur."

— Rush Limbaugh

I always enjoy watching Republicans compliment Bill Clinton now, because at the time, I'm sure he didn't feel a lot of the…

— Barack Obama

We must take the time to do what needs to be done now, what is right, instead of passing a bad bill.

— Grace Napolitano

As far as the path of [Bill] Goldberg and all his ultimate success, I don't think any of that was planned. It…

— Bill Goldberg

Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault. No matter the outcome of this case this moment is an important public acknowledgement that…

— Melissa Harris-Perry

Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for…

— John Fugelsang

I want to collect more records from terrorists, but less records from innocent Americans. The Fourth Amendment was what we fought the…

— Rand Paul

Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service.

— Jon Jones

The relationship between the media owner, their relationship isn't strictly with people and audiences. It's also with advertisers, and that's the most…

— Anonymous

I don't know if you hear this often but I would say The Razor's Edge (loosely based on a great W. Somerset…

— Lewis Schiff

Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But…

— Andy Kindler

Man, if it weren't for Bill's Records and Tapes I would've been an accountant like my dad. I love my dad, but…

— Ryan Miller

After [Bill Shawn] was fired, I was going to the YMHA [Young Men's Hebrew Association] on the Upper East Side to do…

— Nat Hentoff

Hillary Clinton, told a reporter that she and Bill aren't truly well-off, even though they're incredibly rich because they pay income taxes…

— Peter Sagal

“An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

As [House] speaker, I came back, working with President Bill Clinton. We passed a very Reagan-like program: less regulation, lower taxes. Unemployment…

— Newt Gingrich