You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he'd hit… — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
If you fail to pay your bill by 9 AM tomorrow morning your service will be discontinued. — Jon Jones Copy Share Image
Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Credit cards have been extremely profitable to banks. They're profitable not from the fees they collect from the retailers that use the… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
Every console, I don't give a damn if it's analog or digital-hell, every mixing situation today-is the brainchild of Bill Putnam. — Bruce Swedien Copy Share Image
Every one says: 'Listen, I'd love to reinvest. I'd love to hire people. But I have no idea what this healthcare bill… — Kristi Noem Copy Share Image
Gray Davis got some good news this week: the Clintons are out here in California campaigning for him. Actually, Hillary is campaigning… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The same way a compact disk isn't responsible for what's recorded on it, that's how we are. You're about as free to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did,… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Whatever I think, whatever I try to do, life might just turn around and... and hitch up its pants and throw me… — Peter Milligan Copy Share Image
The NRA was one of the items that we pointed to when we added money to the labor, health and Education appropriations… — Dave Obey Copy Share Image
Completing annual appropriations bills would be an important step in responsible federal budgeting. — Cindy Hyde-Smith Copy Share Image
What though I cannot meet my bills? What though I suffer toothache's ills? What though I swallow countless pills? — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
No one can read our Constitution without concluding that the people who wrote it wanted their government severely limited; the words "no"… — Edmund A. Opitz Copy Share Image
A little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly striving, would do us more credit than a… — W. E. B. Du Bois Copy Share Image
When I look at Bill, I know right away how he thinks. I can feel if he's having problems, even if I'm… — Tom Kaulitz Copy Share Image
My grandmother Izzy taught me to balance her checkbook when I was 6 years old. She would sign the checks after I… — Mary Callahan Erdoes Copy Share Image
I knew when the ball was going out (over the Green Monster). It was something I worked into the decoy, but it… — Carl Yastrzemski Copy Share Image
We... joked a little about presidential portraits. He [Bill Clinton] told me that he and Harrison Ford had been joking recently about… — Nelson Shanks Copy Share Image
Very simply, we subsidize high-fructose corn syrup in this country, but not carrots. While the surgeon general is raising alarms over the… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
I think that paying your bills every month, that's not so glamorous or fun, having a job, or when your child gets… — Zac Posen Copy Share Image
He [Bill Clinton] likes to hearken back to his kind of Irish roots, so I think he'd love to be called First… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
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