You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
When someone comes in with a product they want in Bed Bath & Beyond, that's way out of my comfort zone. — Chris Sacca Copy Share Image
The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for… — Matt Lauer Copy Share Image
Men and women who are lonely create. Those who are gregarious rarely do... Any poet would rather bed with a girl than… — Burton Rascoe Copy Share Image
“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read. — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
sometimes i'd wake up at two or three in the morning and not be able to fall asleep again. i'd get out… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I watch so much television. My DVR is full. I love putting my kids to bed, so I can sit on the… — Scott Foley Copy Share Image
I happen to love a good run almost as much as sex. Like sex, there are often times I don't think I'm… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
An episode that is near and dear to my heart is the entire cast in one room for the night because we… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
He says-him as was here just now-'When Tom shut up the house, mate, to go to rack, the beds was left, all… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
And bed, he thought. Bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. Bed will be a great thing. It is easy when… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
You're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed. — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
I will go out again this very night with my rockets and fuses. I will blow them straight out of their comfortable… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don't always hiss or muck up the day, each day. — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to… — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed. — Paul Engle Copy Share Image
When you break your pelvis, you can't do a whole lot. It took me about six weeks to be able to get… — Tony Hawk Copy Share Image
I'm more of a realist when it comes to life, and I'd much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
As a child, I always enjoyed building forts by stringing up bed sheets and clothes. I continue to be inspired by makeshift… — Janet Echelman Copy Share Image
You eventually erase her contact info from your phone but not the pictures you took of her in bed while she was… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
