I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm sort of like a specialist. I go in, do what I do and every four years, they get tired of me… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I have a lot left. There's only four or five good centers in the league and I'm in that number. ... I've… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Going from Army base to base as a kid taught me to be a man of all nations. I'd go to the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm not really worried about my numbers now as a 36-year-old. I'm not trying to be the first, experimental case of a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We're going to miss Damon. He was a great shooter. . . . He got what he wanted, but he gave up… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I first came in, I partied and had a good time. I used to spend $500,000 on chains that don't make… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There was not too much to do as a kid when we arrived in Germany. Playing basketball and listening to music gave… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Being here feels like I'm out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Stay out of the gentlemen's clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image