Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
But you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life, I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Somebody asked me about this the other day. A young Shaq and a young Penny, the young Shaq's going to take over.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
No one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren't too many people in the game… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He doesn't need advice on how to play his position, but he needs advice on how to play team ball... If it's… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm not a young jitterbug anymore. When I was a young jitterbug, I never won. I didn't start winning until I got… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We're going to do it again next year. We'll see you again next year. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I said it.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me -… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you've got a Corvette that runs into a brick wall, you know what's going to happen. He's a Corvette. I'm a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image