I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple,… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
About strip clubs and athletes. The best way I can explain why a lot of players end up there is because it's… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn't matter if a guy is bigger and stronger.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I think the new ball is terrible. It's the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It's terrible. It's like touching… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
![“I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up. Now that I'm an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don't go to the gentlemen's clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.” quote by Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/08f/shaquille-o-neal-659_age_i-failed-i-think-seven-or-eight-times-be_2731.jpg)
