Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I got into foul trouble, so I really kind of had to play on egg shells from there on out. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He can play. He can shoot. He can dribble. He can pass. He's a great player. Period. No question about it. And… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Man, I don't wanna do what all the other guys do. I don't wanna end up in the booth after the games… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You gotta fight all the karate guys, and once you kill them off, now you gotta get to the ninjas. Once you… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Do we play Chicago again? I going to hit Othella Harrington right in the mouth. If he didn't have his clumsy ass… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. You're not going to get me… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The NBA's been around how long? A hundred years? Fifty years? So to change it now, whoever that person is needs his… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image