“Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.” — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's a different role for me, playing with the great Dwyane Wade. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There's no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I'm going to say, 'ouch.' If I pinch your right nipple,… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I'm just fortunate to have a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I came here with the perfect chemist's perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everything is done out of respect, whether it's a cheer or a boo. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo! — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The day I stopped worrying about stats is the day I started winning — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm the first player in history that doesn't want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
No one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
![“I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up. Now that I'm an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don't go to the gentlemen's clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.” quote by Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/08f/shaquille-o-neal-659_age_i-failed-i-think-seven-or-eight-times-be_2731.jpg)
