I think everything happens for a reason. With my game being the way it is, if I did shoot 80 percent, I'd… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
In this millennium that we live in, the 'Hack-a-Shaq'has proven not to work. It might work a couple games every now and… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I'm just a little jealous about it. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's LeBron's team. He's the captain. This is the time in my career where I can fit in. I'm now in the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I'm done playing basketball, I want do something bigger. I'm working on my doctorate right now at Barry University in Florida. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he's just trying to get into certain people's heads, but it won't work… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I'd probably be an arrogant person… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
You know what's crazy about Yao? He speaks perfect English. A lot of people don't know that. Perfect English. When I was… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image