I think I'm one of the patches of the quilt here, myself and Dwyane. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Every team that plays us plays above their heads. That's because of me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm getting older. I'm getting sexier. I'm getting meaner. I can still do what I do. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I guess people think the taller you are the more dominant you have to be. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Being here feels like I'm out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants [a title]. And… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He can play. He can shoot. He can dribble. He can pass. He's a great player. Period. No question about it. And… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why did it happen? The big dog got fed. And when the big dog was fed, the little dog even got some… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That game was dedicated to Rick Adelman. I'm at home, in the bathroom, trying to take a dump, flipping through the channels… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you want Shaq to be Shaq, you've got to remember that Shaq is known for wreaking havoc offensively - 26,000-plus points… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everything happens for a reason. I'm used to it, I prepare for it. Like I say, at the end of the day,… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm a realist. I like to put it in business terms. I ran three different corporations my way and I was successful.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The problem with kids these days is they don't have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
My father made me who I am. He gave me a basketball and told me to play with the ball, sleep with… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo! — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
![“We would love to have Gary down here. He's still tenacious on defense, and I know he still wants [a title]. And I'm the only guy in the world who can get him one.” quote by Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/468/shaquille-o-neal-659_basketball_we-would-love-to-have-gary-down-here-he_2646826.jpg)
![“I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up. Now that I'm an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don't go to the gentlemen's clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.” quote by Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/08f/shaquille-o-neal-659_age_i-failed-i-think-seven-or-eight-times-be_2731.jpg)
