I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Bars can't be everything to everyone. They must be everything to someone. — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting — Bobby Darin Copy Share Image
I can't put bars on my insides; my love is something I can't hide. — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
I used to go into bars on my days off, and I decided that wasn't too good for me. — Phil Daniels Copy Share Image
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
Long before it legally served me, the bar saved me. It restored my faith when I was a boy, tended me as… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My favourite word? I think, delicious, because it sounds so delicious. You say it, and you just wanna eat a chocolate bar. — Christopher Mintz-Plasse Copy Share Image
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day,… — Maureen Lipman Copy Share Image
After all these years, I'm finally into soccer. The World Cup is on, and my band is an international group - they're… — Art Garfunkel Copy Share Image
“Airport bars are more like film sets, the bathrooms reminiscent of dormitories. Everyone is waiting to go somewhere, suspended in nowhere...” — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
That's where it all started for me, in clubs and bars, and I don't ever wanna outgrow that. — Cole Swindell Copy Share Image
The whiskey warmed his tongue and the back of his throat, but it did not change his ideas any, and suddenly, looking… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Tennessee Williams, one of my favorite playwrights, [lived] down there. You always heard about the Keys and how amazing they are and,… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Oh, the inmates and the prisoners I found they were my kind And it was there inside the bars I found my… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I wanted to paint a picture some day that people would stand before and forget that it was made of paint. I… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
There was a year straight where every weekend, I went to at least one bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah, and we would… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage. Minds innocent and quiet take that for a hermitage: If… — Richard Lovelace Copy Share Image
Those who turn against the Church do so to play to their own private gallery, but when, one day, the applause has… — Neal A. Maxwell Copy Share Image
There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don't marry. They… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
Hell is out of fashion - institutional hells at any rate. The populated infernos of the 20th century are more private affairs,… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
What do they do in these [private] clubs, anyway? Sit around saying things like 'Thank God I'm here. No Jews! What fun!… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I had a guy at the Groucho bar clawing at my arm nearly in tears saying that until he saw The Departed… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
The Unexpected stalks a farm in big boots like a vagrant bent on havoc. Not every farmer is an inventor, but the… — Verlyn Klinkenborg Copy Share Image
Mr. Jamrach led me through the lobby and into the menagerie. The first was a parrot room, a fearsome screaming place of… — Carol Birch Copy Share Image
The most convincing proof of the conversion of heat into living force [vis viva] has been derived from my experiments with the… — James Prescott Joule Copy Share Image
It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
I was not such a great student, .. So, when I graduated high school, I went to work cooking. I cooked a… — Bobby Flay Copy Share Image
Wonderful, a death match on my first day behind bars. Some girls have all the luck — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Dance bars are seen as the place where gangsters go to relax and spend money. — Sonia Faleiro Copy Share Image
When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. — David Brenner Copy Share Image
If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight. — John Oliver Copy Share Image