The pool table, like bathroom graffiti and horrible lighting, is a dive bar staple. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
In America, they have this nauseating habit of calling the conductor 'maestro'. I always slightly gag when the cor anglais player goes,… — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image
“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said… — Fletcher Pratt Copy Share Image
If you call someone up on a mistake - if the drummer's put an extra beat in a bar or something -… — Steve Winwood Copy Share Image
To be honest, unless you rocket straight to stardom as a gorgeous young vampire, you can spend a lot of time working… — Adam Rayner Copy Share Image
Meeting people at the bar is like going to the grocery store when your hungry - you bring home sh*t you don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So you’re telling me that intoxicated cowboy is my best hope of getting to Paint River Ranch tonight?” The bartender gave a… — Elizabeth Otto Copy Share Image
The bar is set pretty low if you want to be a hip, accessible conservative. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink… — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
If you're just trying to get by, you're going to be left behind. The caliber of shows I'm on are incredible, and… — Matt Sydal Copy Share Image
I've had a bris, was Bar Mitzvahed and, on occasion, have referred to a temple as a shul. I've never denied it,… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn't mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I have the emergency kit in my purse that has double-sided tape and Tylenol, and a small energy bar. I'm the one… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
All of my friends on the street we're Jewish. I went to a lot of bar and bat mitzvahs. I even learned… — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush,… — Laurence Fox Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... it was about a dreamer and a drifter walking into a bar. They start… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
With all due respect to the people who made the motorcycle movies during the '60s, I felt the sophistication level could be… — Larry Bishop Copy Share Image
In Cancun, they put me up on a trapeze bar and I was carried across the ceiling over 2,000 people. — Bridget Marquardt Copy Share Image
Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, 'Here comes 'Oh, What a Night.' — Erich Bergen Copy Share Image
