Balls Quotes · Page 31

Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

— Nikhil Saluja

“The first male to pee on me, however, would pay with his balls.”

— Kylie Scott

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.

— David Duval

The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.

— Richie Benaud

I'm a great believer that if you don't get the ball to the hole, it won't go in.

— Colin Montgomerie

I'm just taking advantage of good pitches. I am seeing the ball well and my confidence is high.

— Jose Bautista

As far as a guy like Ray Lewis is concerned, you know he's going to be around the ball all the time.

— Jamal Lewis

When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.

— Darryl Dawkins

It's fun to be there with the guys, to practice with them, arrange the balls, do this, do that, but when you…

— Goran Ivanisevic

I don't really believe in palm readers and crystal balls and tarot cards, but I respond to the need for them.

— Stephan Jenkins

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times,…

— Bobby Jones

Exile is a dream of a glorious return. Exile is a vision of revolution: Elba, not St Helena. It is an endless…

— Salman Rushdie

“My father always told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up. So I became a woman in a…

— Cambria Hebert

Honestly, I don't think I'm doing anything any different right now. You swing, and the ball finds a hole. That's it. That's…

— Andrew McCutchen

If you bounce a tennis ball against a wall it will come back to you the same way every time. But if…

— Tom Shadyac

Leo simply goes one way with his body and another with the ball. You have to either guess right or foul him.

— Gerard Pique

But more important than personal awards is winning the World Series. That's the max that anyone could ask for. Let alone to…

— Dennis Eckersley

When you get into competition and get under pressure, and get over that ball and are looking at it, and know you…

— Arnold Palmer

I've always put great emphasis on the academics and getting your degree. It's important because basketball is short term. The long term…

— Pat Summitt

When you go to South Africa, you get a different vibe and a different sound. The music is awesome the people are…

— Ice Prince

I put a lot of pressure on myself to do well and score more, and it will be a matter of time.…

— Raheem Sterling

So, it becomes an exercise in futility if you write something that does not express the film as the director wishes. It's…

— Danny Elfman

The farm was a great place to grow up, but I preferred the Hollywood Hills. My aunt looked like Lucille Ball and…

— Sandra Lerner

The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must…

— George Bernard Shaw

When you can throw 97 miles an hour and put the ball over the plate anytime you want, it's fun.

— Randy Johnson

Believe that the loose ball that you are chasing has your name wirtten on it.

— Mike Krzyzewski

If we all had crystal balls, we'd all know which horse to back, wouldn't we?

— Roddy Llewellyn

You play ball against yourself; your opponent is your potential.

— Bobby Knight

Something to keep in mind - it's raining lightly. The infield could be very wet on ground balls.

— Tim McCarver

Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls...

— Jim Harrison

If I'm faster, I'm going to catch more balls. If I catch more balls, I save more runs for the team.

— Tommy Pham

“one the stuff hits the fan...swirl a pair of (Chinese) stress balls.”

— Shade Aura Melanson

If I cover my head with my hands, it means deny the ball to the opponent's ball handler.

— Don Meyer

Goodnight moon. Sweet dreams. Smile kindly upon this little blue gum ball of us while we sleep.

— Dave Matthews

Where the ball went was up to heaven. Sometimes I threw the ball clean up into the stands.

— Bob Feller

The key step for an infielder is the first one, but before the ball is hit.

— Earl Weaver

If I lose the ball, I lose it trying to do the right thing. That's the way it is.

— Frank Lampard

If you put the ball in the right place, you don't have to throw hard.

— Andy Pettitte

If you give me the ball, you'll never see it again. Because I'll knock it out of the f*****g park.

— CM Punk

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.

— Kim Cattrall