I can't smell moth balls, I find it too difficult to get their tiny legs apart — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do. — Tara Brown Copy Share Image
“I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball.” — Lawrence Taylor Copy Share Image
I'm not a golf player. I think golf and fishing are the same, but at the end of the day, you can't… — Daymond John Copy Share Image
You know I can’t go out there. There’s daylight outside. (Ravyn) Well, that’s what happens when the big yellow ball comes up… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It's been like that all spring. It's just that balls decided to hang up there. It's hard to catch it when you… — Nick Swisher Copy Share Image
Most of the balls that I've dropped have been from a result of trying to run before I actually catch the ball.… — Amari Cooper Copy Share Image
It takes some intelligence and insight to figure out you're gay and then a tremendous amount of balls to live it and… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
If I send the ball home, I know what will happen to it. My twin brothers will take it out on the… — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
I just try to keep rebounding the ball as much as I can. I just go out there and do what needs… — Rajon Rondo Copy Share Image
To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By these pleasures it is permitted to relax the mind with play, in turmoils of the mind, or when our labors are… — Gerolamo Cardano Copy Share Image
The UFO was bouncing around the 747. It was a huge ball with lights running around it... Well, I've been involved in… — John Callaghan Copy Share Image
In books, day breaks, and night falls. In life, night rises from the ground. The day hangs on for as long as… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
Possessing an array of athletic gifts is something most tennis players can only dream about. Most players, if they're lucky, have one… — Dave McPherson Copy Share Image
In American Romances, her new book of essays, Rebecca Brown has a voice that is full of pop references, family stories, and… — Susan Stinson Copy Share Image
Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and the plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“I’m your best buddy, and you don’t want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?” “I don’t think that’s… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
If you're looking to freelance, just get as many gigs going as you can, and you can make it work... It's about… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls. — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
It makes me sick when I see a guy just stare at a loose ball and watch it go out of bounds. — Larry Bird Copy Share Image
Beauty is the mind, heart and balls of the person seeking to be beautiful. — Milton Katselas Copy Share Image
Tis better to hit an air ball, than to force a note that don't wanna come out. — Nicholas Payton Copy Share Image
I'm not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That's stupid. — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
I actually started learning one thing from Rahul Dravid. I have started picking the right balls. — Hardik Pandya Copy Share Image
Society is a masked ball, where every one hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
What do you imagine the American people would think of me if I wasted my time going to the ball game? — Grover Cleveland Copy Share Image
I want to hit the ball and I want to get at-bats. The results really dont matter to me. — Torii Hunter Copy Share Image
You could say that by standing up to Russia, the U.S. is finally getting some balls. — Fiona Hill Copy Share Image
Hey! Sorry, lady, but nobody's staking anybody at this party! I hung a disco ball for this. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image