Bags Quotes · Page 10

The most important piece of equipment in your bag is your attitude

— Joe McNally

i am going to start selling air in dark orange bags marked: moon-blooms

— Charles Bukowski

I don't get enough sleep so I always have undereye bags.

— Gabrielle Union

At 3, I played an innocent game of doctor, minus the stethoscope and medicine bag.

— Pattie Mallette

My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.

— Demetri Martin

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

— Dave Chappelle

I will not permit thirty men to travel four hundred miles to agitate a bag of wind.

— Andrew Dickson White

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.

— George Lopez

A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have…

— Charles M. Schulz

My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, so if…

— Madonna Ciccone

To throw bombs from an airplane will do as much damage as throwing bags of flour. It will be my pleasure to…

— Newton D. Baker

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have…

— Dave Barry

No music is going to stop the war. What's going to stop the war is a large amount of body bags, or…

— Eddie Vedder

Dude, got eyes? I'm collecting evidence." [...] "In Ziploc bags." "I think they're Glad." "They look impartial to me.

— Karen Marie Moning

Hefty? I'd railed to Peter, waving the clipping for emphasis. Hefty? For the record 'Hefty' is a trash bag. I'm festively plump.

— Jennifer Weiner

I want to be the first person to animate bags - everything done for handbags bores me to tears - I want…

— Peter Marino

I eat bags and bags of cashews. I've got them in the kitchen, and about ten feet away I've got another bowl…

— Michael Franti

I think Nina Simone has had an amazing journey. She was spicy and she had attitude and she didn't care, she wanted…

— Nia Long

I had a bag of Fritos, they were Texas grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of…

— Mitch Hedberg

You are not an encapsulated bag of skin dragging around a dreary little ego. You are an evolutionary wonder, a trillion cells…

— Jean Houston

Couture is more your own world, they come and buy head-to-toe ­ - they buy the jewelry, bags, coats, dresses, bodies underneath……

— Riccardo Tisci

I have a dress fitting to get to at three.' (Simon) 'Cool,' said Kyle, slinging his messenger bag over his shoulder and…

— Cassandra Clare

In the big city, if the man next door happens to be a slum landlord, a Mafia bag man, or a long…

— Hal Higdon

In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag. Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch…

— Beth Mowins

Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She…

— Kevin Hearne

... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try…

— Dave Barry

You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through…

— Mario Batali

Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith. "Here's an idea," said Ron loudly,…

— Anonymous

I've always loved strong women, which is lucky for me because once you're over about twenty-five there is no other kind. Women…

— Tana French

I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim…

— Michael Chabon

I'm making bags that don't even have a seam. But many people don't get that. They run through the showroom and go,…

— Tomas Maier

We never will have any prosperity that is free from speculation till we pass a law that every time a broker or…

— Will Rogers

I cant wait until Im able to afford really posh bags.

— Alexandra Roach

I still don't want to be put in the feminist bag. I'm a humanist.

— Patti Smith

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag.

— Jeremy Grantham

An It bag is an It bag, only if you’re unlikely to possess it.

— Plum Sykes

“There were bags under my eyes and they weren’t Prada.”

— Ilona Andrews

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.

— Nicki Minaj

“Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.”

— Matt Dunn

Those props are as cunning as a bag o' weasels.

— Bill McLaren