On this side of the Atlantic, the arrival of a new Woody Allen movie is always greeted with tremors of bliss by… — Joe Queenan Copy Share Image
I want to have and adopt. I always have; ever since I was 18, I wanted a baby, and I wanted to… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Sweet baby Jesus, Blue Eyes was… He was gorgeous in all the ways that made girls do stupid things. He was tall,… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I may be the baby of the family, but that doesn't mean I don't get to boss people around. — Tamar Braxton Copy Share Image
90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I breathe in. The water will wash my wounds clean. I breathe out. My mother submerged me in water when I was… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
This is the universal property of the human mind. Abstract rules form the core of everything from computer programs to grammars. Our… — Gary Marcus Copy Share Image
Burn, baby, burn,” she muttered in a hard, satisfied voice. I cleared my throat. “As much as I hate to interrupt the… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a… — Samuel Hoffenstein Copy Share Image
He had a come-and-get-me-baby-I'm-pure-trouble-and-you're-gonna-love-it kind of attitude. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off? — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight. — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
I live a normal life, I take care of our baby, I cook, and I look forward to the weekend so I… — Angela Lindvall Copy Share Image
We all grew up so utterly vulnerable, enthralled by romantic love as we knew it. First of all, it was pounded into… — Vivian Gornick Copy Share Image
Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Having a delivery covered by Medicare just isn't going to fly. It's too risky for a woman to put a baby down… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
