If I did have a baby, I'd be the sort to want a year off just to be a dad. — Rylan Clark-Neal Copy Share Image
A few months post-baby is not the easiest time to pull out your best yoga poses. — Mary Elizabeth Ellis Copy Share Image
A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby, Bad… — Ali Smith Copy Share Image
My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.' — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
Brian was the oldest, I was in the middle and Carl was the baby. I was the troublemaker. Brian got great grades… — Dennis Wilson Copy Share Image
The big budget films have money to do things that are not necessarily essential but sure are comforting. The catering is usually… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
Yes I do it big, call me little astronomical. Weezy F. Baby and the F is for phenomenal. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Ohhh, I'm in luv, I'm in luv I'm in luv, I'm in luv wit chu And there ain't nothin nobody can say… — Da Brat Copy Share Image
A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
Baby I wake up every mornin for you and I want you to feel special... Nigga I'm just kidding, I got school… — J-Young Copy Share Image
A man loves a woman so much, he asks her to marry - to change her name, quit her job, have and… — Gabrielle Burton Copy Share Image
I've always been a true believer that if men had babies, nobody would be trying to tell them what they can and… — Scott Ian Copy Share Image
Time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, then we'll have a race of babies, that… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
To me, I don't even think I had a childhood. From when I was a baby to 12 years old, yes. But… — Deandre Ayton Copy Share Image
There are moments when you love babies, and you're like, "God, they are the reason why we exist." Then they start crying,… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!] — Mo Johnston Copy Share Image
The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Before I had Ollie I had never changed a nappy except for a gorilla, an orangutan and a baby chimp. — Michaela Strachan Copy Share Image
People wanted to make products based on our child's name, and you don't want anybody trying to benefit off your baby's name. — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Children have a ton of mirror neurons when they are babies and kids and they mimic what they see and so heroes… — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
You can have my credit card, baby, but keep your red hot fingers off of my heart, lady. — George Michael Copy Share Image
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
