Psycho? The woman's senile. We had to stop at about thirty gas stations on the way over here. Finally I got tired… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
You hear about bands who say, "We did one show where only 20 people showed up", well that was our average gig… — Dexter Holland Copy Share Image
At age nine, I got a paper route. Sixty-six papers had to be delivered to sixty-six families every day. I also had… — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
It's like, say you're a dancer and you've been studying modern dance your whole life so you're used to a certain aesthetic… — Jlin Copy Share Image
I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain… — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
The average college graduate's proficient literacy in English [the ability to read lengthy, complex texts and draw complicated inferences] has declined from… — Charles Colson Copy Share Image
Working mothers do an hour more per day than working fathers do and working mothers do on average an hour more per… — James Levine Copy Share Image
Space is certainly something more complicated than the average person would probably realize. Space is not just an empty background in which… — Alan Guth Copy Share Image
There's a whole generation that's retiring. It is unconscionable that the average salary of a lawyer is $79,000 a year and the… — John McCain Copy Share Image
One of the laws of nature," Gordon said, "is that half the people have got to be below average.""For a Gaussian distribution,… — Gregory Benford Copy Share Image
American ingenuity and innovation have given the average citizen access to online trading platforms allowing interested parties access to a free-market economy… — Byron Donalds Copy Share Image
Celebrate exceptional productivity, rather than raise average efforts. — Richard Koch Copy Share Image
A weekday edition of The New York Times contains more information than the average person was likely to come across in a… — Richard Saul Wurman Copy Share Image
I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pentagon and my mother was… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
A decade ago, I really did believe that the average investor could do it himself. I was wrong. I've come to the… — William J. Bernstein Copy Share Image
As cricketers we're judged on the average we have from being a 21-year-old who's just come into international cricket to the day… — Alastair Cook Copy Share Image
Good managements produce a good average market price, and bad managements produce bad market prices. — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.” — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
I have already proven my ability in League Two and League One, where there are many arrogant and average players and I… — Paolo di Canio Copy Share Image
I have a perfectly average skewed perception of myself. We often don't know what we're like. — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
The average attention span of the modern human being is about half as long as whatever you're trying to tell them. — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
It's like a crapshoot in Las Vegas, except in Las Vegas the odds are with the house. As for the market, the… — Harry Markowitz Copy Share Image
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
