The definition of the word nerd has changed. It's now any attractive person with a hobby. The loneliness component is no longer included. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record. — Gary Gulman Copy Share
For the first few years I wrote jokes and performed them word for word and then wrote tags for them and did that word… — Gary Gulman Copy Share
I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at… — Gary Gulman Copy Share
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share
Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we… — Gary Gulman Copy Share
What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it. — Gary Gulman Copy Share
I have 236 movies on my queue and I feel like I should always be watching movies. Like if I wake up in the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share
I think the biggest challenge I have faced is that I have struggled most of my life with often crippling depression which has sometimes… — Gary Gulman Copy Share
I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the… — Gary Gulman Copy Share
Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates. — Gary Gulman Copy Share
If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time. — Gary Gulman Copy Share
