Everybody was telling me to sit my ass down. Everybody was telling me to get a real job. Everybody was asking me, "What are you doing? You're ruining your life. You're embarrassing your family." That's all I got. So you… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
Back when I played, basketball was all about fundamentals, about hustling, getting those loose balls, all those rebounds under the basket. That equals up to 12, 14, 16 points. You can lose a game with that much. It's different watching… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as getting anything easy. Trust and believe. Even if you're good at what you do, you still should be… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
The reason everybody is so amazed and enamored with me right now is because I have worked every angle, I have worked every formula,… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
I always had a Twitter account. I always had an Instagram account. I was always active on it, always spoke my mind. To me,… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
The way we value black beauty has changed. I'm single now, but back in the slave days, I would have never been single. I'm… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
Everybody was telling me to sit my ass down. Everybody was telling me to get a real job. Everybody was asking me, "What are… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
People think I'm an overnight success. No. It's just that you all found me overnight. — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air. — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
I didn't realize the age thing until I got hired and everybody was telling me I was f - -ing old. — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
You can't rush good wine. It has to sit. And when you finally drink it, it's the bomb. It's worth the wait. — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
![“If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he doesn't understand? Is he resting?" Then he starts becoming my focal point. Once I see him laugh, I'm like, [snap] "All right, now I'm funny."” quote by Leslie Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/74a/leslie-jones-30734_becoming_if-i-see-someone-not-laughing-the-first_1130178.jpg)
