“What's a jagoff?" Stich asked. "It's like a jerkoff, except it's you," Kat said.” — Nelson W. Pyles Copy Share Image
It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“What kind of d*ck are you? Celine asked. -The best in L.A. -Yes? What's L.A. stand for? -Lost as*holes.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I been asked about my legacy and I really don't care much about the legacy. — Manu Ginobili Copy Share Image
I've always been asked, 'What is my favorite car?' and I've always said 'The next one.' — Carroll Shelby Copy Share Image
“You Up?' What a great question! Just to be asked was to know the answer.” — Benjamin Kunkel Copy Share Image
"What do you want out of life?" I asked, and I used to ask that all the time of girls. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“On a scale of one to ten, how important is this?” I queried. “Me doin’ my bit so I don’t feel like… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I came close to signing Elvis Presley. I offered $25,000 for his contract and they asked for $45,000 and I just didn't… — Ahmet Ertegun Copy Share Image
“You know, I can see more than just the future or the past." "Really?" I asked, paging through the papers in the… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I have to pose as an android detective? Will the ID say Deckard?” “Are you capable of ever not being snarky?” Eastwood… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
“I was asked the age old question today: why are you an author? I suppose there are lots of answers to this… — Richard Due Copy Share Image
Do you know why men name their cocks?" "No, why?" she asked, trying to stifle her laughter. "So most of the major… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“He’s good in bed, too?” Marnie asked, clearly skeptical. “That just isn’t fair. If I looked like him, I’d never leave my… — RK Lilley Copy Share Image
When one teenager dying of cystic fibrosis asked me, 'Why am I different?' I answered, 'Tony, because it makes you beautiful.' He… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Tyson okay?” I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He’s fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
What did Mira show your attacker last week? he asked, desperate to turn the attention away from himself now. Yakut shrugged. Only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She spent an afternoon staring at their front door. Waiting for someone? Yankel asked. What color is this? He stood very close… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I knew I'd never make it back to the major leagues as a player. Lee MacPhail came to me and asked if… — Bobby Cox Copy Share Image
“What are my options?" "You could read obscure poetry while I play the triangle, I suppose. Or we can smother ourselves in… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
I lead by example. My kids know what sweat is. They've seen me come home from so many runs and asked, 'What's… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm not smart enough to answer the questions I'm asked. — Bret Easton Ellis Copy Share Image