I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I often say that I'm a Buddhist-Episcopalian. I say that partly to annoy people.I like to annoy people who think that a… — Ninian Smart Copy Share Image
My wife will tell you that I'm very particular and it's annoying for other people. I eat the same thing every day.… — Chris Black Copy Share Image
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Jeff is the annoying kind of Scrabble player who plays a lot of obscure two-letter words that shouldn't count but for whatever… — Bennett Madison Copy Share Image
When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?' — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's annoying when you've got a guitar and you're working on music and then you have to go and do the shopping… — Michael Kiwanuka Copy Share Image
I was slumped next to him. He didn't pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying.… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I think I do pretty well with child characters. It's hard to write kids that are realistic, not annoying, and bring something… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
... But I'm annoying you to no purpose with my arguments. A person whose house is only open on the west can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the most annoying habits of liberals is their tendency to confuse their political agenda with moral virtue. — Robert Stacy McCain Copy Share Image
I hear the word 'tolerance'-tha t some people are trying to teach people to be tolerant of gays. I'm not satisfied with… — Chely Wright Copy Share Image
I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I'm no diva but I can be annoying in a recording studio. Of course I try to be a diva in terms… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
It's the most annoying question and they just can't help asking you. You'll be asked it at family gatherings, weddings, and on… — Liz Tuccillo Copy Share Image
I can't pass a puppy, a kid or a baby without stopping. It's really annoying to every boyfriend I've ever head. My… — Minnie Driver Copy Share Image
Each person has unspeakable distress. When I remember the past, annoying, I cry; The reality of today is too cruel, too severe,… — Aya Kito Copy Share Image
I used to say Edinburgh was a beautiful actress with no talent. I thought it was just like a shortbread tin. I… — Michelle Gomez Copy Share Image
A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places. — Tom Lichtenheld Copy Share Image
I started Linux as a desktop operating system. And it's the only area where Linux hasn't completely taken over. That just annoys… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
