The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
It's a little annoying I get asked about retirement all the time, every lead up to a fight because I'm willing to… — Jim Miller Copy Share Image
I have MS and am heat intolerant so it is tricky. It is affecting my spasms and affects my speech - which… — Kadeena Cox Copy Share Image
I like to talk while I'm on stage. It makes the show more personal. With that said, it's got to stay within… — Ron Pope Copy Share Image
Nothing is more annoying than a tardy friend. [Lat., Tardo amico nihil est quidquam iniquius.] — Plautus Copy Share Image
I used to think you were so cool and wanted you to like me and now I just think you're annoying. Funny… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Precision about language can be really, really annoying. It can make you miss the point of what the other person is saying… — Dana Reinhardt Copy Share Image
According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me is that… — Zara Phillips Copy Share Image
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never had… — Justin Chon Copy Share Image
I never wanted to get a job of musician. That was kind of my thing. I came from somewhat of a musical… — Nate Ruess Copy Share Image
I love words, but I also love finding out that there is a word for something that you've experienced but didn't know… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I was most confusedly in love. ... Even though I resolved not to think of him, his face would keep appearing between… — Nora Waln Copy Share Image
It's great to see that celebrities can be just like us - that they too have their highs and lows, that they… — Shirley Jones Copy Share Image
“Brothers are annoying, but that does not mean you can teach them to drink out of the toilet young lady” — Alissandra D Copy Share Image
“Children are like poems. They're beautiful -- to their creators -- but to others they're just silly and fucking annoying.” — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It doesn't annoy me but I think of myself as a presenter who is gay, rather than a gay presenter. It's a… — Evan Davis Copy Share Image
I remember when I first started in the business, I lost a lot of friends. Some were jealous, some were annoyed at… — Amber Tamblyn Copy Share Image
I have heard some stuff that might be influenced by my records, but it's usually pretty wacky and off-the-wall, which is kind… — Beck Copy Share Image
I've started running since I had kids, and I've become one of those annoying people who likes running. — Sophie Dahl Copy Share Image
Pretending to never get the text, from An annoying person who won't leave you alone -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America,… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
As a candidate, Obama projected himself as a new Reagan, above narrow party politics. He wanted to please all but has ended… — Tariq Ali Copy Share Image
The problem with God - or at any rate, one of the top five most annoying things about God - is that… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
exercise will never be my lover. Or even my friend. For me, a workout is more like an annoying coworker I have… — Alissa Nutting Copy Share Image
The Really Annoying Moment Is That When Your Mom Sits Down Next To You, While You're On The Computer... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
What annoys us most in other people is oftentimes the same area God wants us to grow in ourselves. — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
I think when you get tired of something or someone annoys you, there's two things you can do. You can ignore it… — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to laugh about what gets published; sometimes it's annoying, but in general I don't care. — Olivier Martinez Copy Share Image
I thought I could handle 'Nenu Local' well and make the romance seem cute than annoying, and going by some of the… — Nani Copy Share Image
It annoying how people can say s*** about you but they dont know the struggle it took to get their — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I start something, I have to finish it. I know that's annoying - it drives my husband mad - but even… — Darcey Bussell Copy Share Image
This is what's so annoying about going out with Luke. You can't get away with anything. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys, Unfriendly to society's chief joys: Thy worst effect is banishing for hours The sex whose… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
Don't judge a book by its cover unless that book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in… — Nylle Copy Share Image
Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Sometimes you can't tell if you're just in a bad mood or everyone around you is being annoying. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
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