There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
I invited a few people to help celebrate your birthday," Cameron said sheepishly. She threw up her hands. "Surprise." "We sort of… — Julie James Copy Share Image
If you subscribe to any online service, whether it be AOL, Google, Yahoo, or the Huffington Post, have you noticed that you… — Mark Skousen Copy Share Image
My first job ever was on 'Peak Practice.' I just had to walk up the stairs. They kept the take where I… — Vicky McClure Copy Share Image
Yes, it's annoying that Hamlet doesn't kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, but if he did kill his stepfather ten… — Dallas Roberts Copy Share Image
Our schools are much like our prisons: they disappoint us because they only do what they're designed to do, and it annoys… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
Tessa poked at her left incisor with her tongue. It was flat again, an ordinary tooth. "I don't understand what makes them… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When you go to Best Buy and see a DVD of your movie, you think it's amazing. But then there's a whole… — Adam Green Copy Share Image
It can be annoying not to know who you are, where you came from, or what you're doing. To try to create… — Dallas Roberts Copy Share Image
That is an annoying side of democracy. The pendulum falls often in the extreme, and then we have to bring it back.… — Pipilotti Rist Copy Share Image
I do not cast my eyes away from my troubles. I pack them in as little compass as I can for myself,… — Robert Southey Copy Share Image
Wraith shoved his hands in his jeans' pockets. "How long before we consider you overdue and mount a rescue party?" "Never." Reaver… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
I was never actually signed to the label; I was just the annoying rapper that was always around at the studio sessions. — JD Era Copy Share Image
The problem with God - or at any rate, one of the top five most annoying things about God - is that… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
It's a little bit annoying, because it feels like everybody's taking the power away from you. Everybody's taking your adult life away… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'm a really, really, smart, multi-talented almost-genius, who's very annoying. — Tyler, The Creator Copy Share Image
I like popping my own pimple, so I feel like when I go and get a facial and they do it for… — Camille Rowe Copy Share Image
Mom's always telling me to smile and hoping I'll turn into a smiley person, which, to be honest, is kind of annoying. — Rebecca Stead Copy Share Image
I am a delightfully evangelical guy about things I love. I am that annoying guy who sits everyone down and forces them… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Oh contraire, mon frère. I’m able to annoy all adults in ten syllables or less. Sometimes, I don’t even have to speak… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image