I love sketch; it's my favorite form. But if it's all improv, they're either very good, and it's annoying how good they… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Great people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. However, a lion does not flinch at laughter coming… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think it's really special to be a part of something that people are still watching or thinking about or interested in,… — Julia Stiles Copy Share Image
Avoid Prologues. They can be annoying, especially a prologue following an introduction that comes after a foreword. — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
I'm in love with this country called "America." I'm a huge fan of America. I'm one of those annoying fans - you… — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like it when people ask actors to work for free – on the fringe – as if it's some kind… — Andrew Scott Copy Share Image
There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
There was this kind of mildly annoying mythology about conductor Like biker should riding a Harley-Davidson on an LP cover, and wearing… — Esa-Pekka Salonen Copy Share Image
Perhaps I had better inform my Protestant readers that the famous Dogma of Papal Infallibility is by far the most modest pretension… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
We hurt each other, is the point. Hurt, annoy, embarrass, but move on. People, it just doesn't work that way. Your own… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I don't know what makes me me. Sometimes it's really annoying to be me, but I have always had a spirit that… — Sarah Carter Copy Share Image
I got good grades but no particular comment stands out in my memory, I'm afraid. I was one of those annoying and… — Stephen Curry Copy Share Image
I want to make a bet with you.” Her interest perked up. “You do? About what?” Already knowing it wouldn’t go over… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
Pernicious weed! whose scent the fair annoys, Unfriendly to society's chief joys: Thy worst effect is banishing for hours The sex whose… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
It's annoying when people go, 'I didn't know you could actually sing.' — Tiffany Darwish Copy Share Image
Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Whenever I get distracted or bored, my eyes wander over to that chalkboard and I read the words. Some of them grow… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
I like to talk about a thing I call a "practiced pause." Just a few moments of pausing allows me to consider… — Mary Anne Radmacher Copy Share Image
How small of all that human hearts endure, That part which laws or kings can cause or cure! Still to ourselves in… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image