I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
"What is normal?" really becomes the question. What is normal, and how are we fooled into thinking it's something other than what… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I met [my editor] in a bar where alcoholic beverages are served and I bought her one and I told her the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Anxiety is the dizziness we experience when we recognize we hold the freedom and responsibility for our life choices. More than anyone,… — Peg O'Connor Copy Share Image
You can become an alcoholic working in an office in Los Angeles. It's very easy to say because I do this shameful… — Michael Glawogger Copy Share Image
If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
The only merciful thing about drug abuse is the speed with which it devastates you. Alcoholics can take decades to destroy themselves… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm going to Ibiza with the lads! I’ll probably come back a raging alcoholic. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
If you think you're too far from Allah to return, and your 'past' continues to own you, just remember that Malik ibn… — Yasmin Mogahed Copy Share Image
My admiration for the phenomenon of Alcoholics Anonymous is boundless. — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
We waste days like mad blackbirds and pray for alcoholic nightsour silk-sick human smiles wrap around us like somebody else's confetti — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I often wonder if all the writers who are alcoholics drink a lot because they aren't writing. It is not because they… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
Bruce, you’re an ugly and silly old man. You’re very possibly an alcoholic and God knows what else. You’re the type of… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over… — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
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