Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England! — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run,… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'.… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
