“Since nobody reacts to car alarms anymore, stop putting alarms in cars. Face it. At this point, car alarms are like Glenn… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
And the vagueness of his alarm added to its terrors; when once you have taken the Impossible into your calculations its possibilities… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
We live in the midst of alarms; anxiety beclouds the future; we expect some new disaster with each newspaper we read. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Every group, every system has a set of values and morals and when you get outside those, then the alarms ring. I… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I am so tired of the girl in the infirmary, I am so sick of the girl who cries wolf all the… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
What really alarms me about President Bush's 'War on Terrorism' is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun?… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
I requested the gentlemen to put on their hats, and the ladies their shawls, to avoid catching cold, and then had the… — George Combe Copy Share Image
Strange as my circumstances were, the terms of this debate are as old and commonplace as man; much the same inducements and… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Very often adverse criticism goes to craft, and that sounds an alarm to which attention should be paid. — Dorothy Salisbury Davis Copy Share Image
In what touches their social convictions, most persons do not think. The threat of change, with all it suggests to them in… — Storm Jameson Copy Share Image
All my life I have battled the alarm clock, pummeling the snooze button over and over with mounting self-loathing until the shame… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most dangerous moment of the War, and the one which caused me the greatest alarm, was when the Japanese Fleet was… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I'm going to take you out of here ... I'm going to take you home, to the world where you belong, where… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The international monetary order is more precarious by far today than it was in 1929. Then, gold was international money, incorruptible, unmanageable,… — Hans F. Sennholz Copy Share Image
Your body tells you what it needs, and if you sleep past your alarm on a Saturday morning, it's probably because you… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
Global warming is a deadly threat precisely because it fails to trip the brain's alarm, leaving us soundly asleep in a burning… — Daniel Gilbert Copy Share Image
Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I feel like music does have a role to play in waking people up; it can be an alarm clock or it… — Debby Ryan Copy Share Image
