We are drawn to Twitter the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident. — Vincent Canby Copy Share Image
The director is simply the audience. His job is to preside over accidents… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
Train yourself: It is not by accident an artist becomes a good painter. — Sergei Bongart Copy Share Image
Have you ever had something happen to you that there was simply no explanation for? That you can't chalk up to a… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Not many people can lay claim to having broken Time, and we did it purely by accident. — James A. Owen Copy Share Image
If you die of pneumonia,I'm pretty sure there are at least a dozen guys who'll try to kill me and make it… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
We're not mere spectators, or a cosmic accident, or some sideshow, or the Greek chorus to the main event. The human experience… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Nothing I do is by design. It's always the result of a happy accident. I didn't have a career plan. It has… — Lena Headey Copy Share Image
We call metaphysics the Science of Life, because to know pure metaphysics is to renew the life and make death and accident… — Emma Curtis Hopkins Copy Share Image
Design is the application of intent - the opposite of happenstance, and an antidote to accident. — Robert L. Peters Copy Share Image
To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road accidents. We must also cover before nightfall the… — Alexis Carrel Copy Share Image
It is absolutely no accident that the peace and reconciliation, and indeed the economic progress, that eluded us generation after generation for… — Mary McAleese Copy Share Image
No accident of environment or circumstance need cut us off from nature. ... It does not matter how shut in we are.… — Mary Webb Copy Share Image
I got involved in fashion by accident. When I got to New York, my intention was to have enough money to eat… — Elie Tahari Copy Share Image
Why is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
All my brothers, my brothers-in-law, they're always telling me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by… — Paddy Chayefsky Copy Share Image
I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
Then you begin to give up the very idea of belonging. Suddenly this thing, this belonging,it seems like some long, dirty lie… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
Abortion is the insurance against that fate worse than death which is called a family. Our no-fault insurance has removed our responsibility… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Your first family is your blood family and you always be true to that. That means something. But there's another family and… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
There were definitely scenes I struggled with more than others: the car accident and the thunderstorm are two that come to mind.… — Mary J. Miller Copy Share Image
What makes humans human is precisely that they do not know the future. That is why they do the fateful and amusing… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
I was baking cakes for a gourmet shop and put two chocolate cakes in oven to bake and when I opened the… — Michele Scicolone Copy Share Image
I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What do you do when the story changes in midlife? When a tale you have told yourself turns out to be a… — Gail Caldwell Copy Share Image
Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out – I don’t want to say where, because it’s a famous restaurant… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is in writing the constant joy of sudden discovery, of happy accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of all the things in life that could frighten you, you worry about my driving? — Megan Marie Copy Share Image
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