“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“What good is it, being two stranded British fops in the heart of America, if we don't announce it on Halloween by wearing enormous… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord. ~Harlow” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so...twat-ish just then.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless pit of… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below read "All others will pay." It was written in blood. I could tell… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I knew I… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“He looked up at the round, stained glass window in front of him, a blurred kaleidoscope backlit in the morning sun. It glowed. The… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“If Liana wanted to fight over Harlow, she was going to lose. Not that I liked him that way. That was to say, I… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?” — Red Tash Copy Share Image
