Nothing could be more absurd than an experiment in which computers are placed in a classroom where nothing else is changed. — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
They haven't left us much to believe in, have they?--even disbelief. I can't believe in anything bigger than a home or vaguer… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Anything that is absurd I see as a Coen brothers' influence! The Coen brothers are my favorite people period. — Josh Brolin Copy Share Image
I've learned to live with my consequences, I dont need this nonsense and the third cause to me all this is absurd — Youngmarkz Copy Share Image
We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
“Cervantes' text and Menard's are verbally identical; but the second is almost infinitely richer.” — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
I like things to be a little bit absurd. But I don't really like playing covers. — Spencer Krug Copy Share Image
I have to live my life. I have a family and I just think it's absurd to let other people influence the… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Since man, fragment of the universe, is governed by the same laws that preside over the heavens, it is by no means… — Marguerite Yourcenar Copy Share Image
There's something I find highly embarrassing about it. As soon as I think I've written something smart, the next day I've got… — Lou Doillon Copy Share Image
I think it is absurd to give such tremendous importance to the distinctions between men and women. When I meet someone I… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
I was exposed to a mix of cultures, lots of different religions and beliefs. I was a spiritual kid and went to… — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
I think it better to keep a profound silence with regard to the Christian fables, which are canonized by their antiquity and… — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My point of view is, I'm just a person, and there are times when I look at other people and think, 'My… — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
In Russia no one is surprised when an official accepts a bribe while at the same time portraying the state as some… — Vladimir Sorokin Copy Share Image
“The doctrine that future happiness depends upon belief is monstrous. It is the infamy of infamies. The notion that faith in Christ… — Robert Ingersoll Copy Share Image
“Raining. Oh, brother, a scratch on the fender. Damn rabbi on his unicycle. Wait a minute, where are my car keys? Could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The material which a scientist actually has at his disposal, his laws, his experimental results, his mathematical techniques, his epistemological prejudices, his… — Paul Feyerabend Copy Share Image
The Theatre of the Absurd ... can be seen as the reflection of what seems to be the attitude most genuinely representative… — Martin Esslin Copy Share Image
The way Spain has now behaved in Catalonia, after the referendum, is a total disgrace. If this continues, it will all reach… — Andre Vltchek Copy Share Image
I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Considered purely as effects-driven filmed drama, 'The Day After Tomorrow' checks in somewhere in the middle of one of Hollywood's most absurd… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
It is absurd to think that anything in us could have the least influence upon our election. Some say that God did… — Thomas Watson Copy Share Image
Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
As victims of hurt, we frequently don't bring up what ails us, because so many wounds look absurd in the light of… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
Only sterility is noble and dignified. Only killing what never was is elevated and perverse and absurd. — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
The intensity of the Premier League is incredible. The levels of fitness you have to reach just to survive in it is… — Jack Wilshere Copy Share Image
With an endless assortment of children and animals living under one roof, there was always some absurd crisis that gave comic relief… — Sally Jessy Raphael Copy Share Image
There's absolutely no reason for NATO to be sticking its fingers up the nostrils of Russia at every orifice. I mean, it's… — Rashid Khalidi Copy Share Image
I am a person who has many dreams. But as soon as I accomplish one, I move on to the next. That's… — Shakira Copy Share Image
Whatsoever is contrary to nature is contrary to reason, and whatsoever is contrary to reason is absurd. — Baruch Spinoza Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a case deserving Capital Punishment, it's for this white lie.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
“It is absurd to have a hard and fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
It even feels absurd to be writing or singing a song at all - in the context of actual death, being alive… — Phil Elverum Copy Share Image
When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. — Robin McLeavy Copy Share Image
I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and existential worth, but not when… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
Recording 'Tusk' was quite absurd. The studio contract rider for refreshments was like a telephone directory. — Christine McVie Copy Share Image
