Life under the Soviet system was often funny, absurd really, especially for children. — Jaak Kilmi Copy Share Image
There have been no sects in the Christian world, however absurd, which have not endeavoured to support their opinions by arguments drawn… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
I think the Electoral College is an absurd 18th-century construct. But that is the law. — David Remnick Copy Share Image
There is always something absurd at a pivotal, tragic moment and if you observe people they do the most bizarre things at… — Tara Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“An absurd thing may drive us crazy, but this would be golden path to reach reality beyond our wisdom and imagination.” — Hadas Moosazadeh, Author Copy Share Image
“TEACHER Next. Hey, Ned exclaimed -- STUDENT Ey, Ned asclaimed -- TEACHER Let's boil -- STUDENT Let's boil -- TEACHER The wolverines.” — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
“I can't fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Positiveness is a most absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
Theater is such an absurd thing. It should be made fun of. But it's also produced some of the most beautiful things… — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
There are strange flowers of reason to match each error of the senses. Admirable gardens of absurd beliefs, forebodings, obsessions and frenzies.… — Louis Aragon Copy Share Image
A power to dispose of estates for ever is manifestly absurd. The earth and the fulness of it belongs to every generation,… — Adam Smith Copy Share Image
You are to think of yourself as only existing in this world to do God's will. To think that you are your… — William Law Copy Share Image
Faeries are not fantasy, but a connection to reality. Faeries are irrational, poetic, absurd, and very, very wise. Faeries say there is… — Brian Froud Copy Share Image
While our government seems to know no bounds, federal claims to the property around Lake Bistineau are absurd. I grew up in… — Mike Johnson Copy Share Image
I've long been a fan of Adrian Piper's work. I find her performance pieces moving in their willingness to lean toward the… — Dawn Lundy Martin Copy Share Image
The thing that keeps you scrambling over the rocks, risking snakes, and swatting at the flies is the view. It is only… — Robert Adams Copy Share Image
A lonely, quiet person has observations and experiences that are at once both more indistinct and more penetrating than those of one… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
To talk of comparing the Bible with other "sacred books" so called, such as the Koran...or the book of Mormon, is positively… — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
I really like the stuff that is very absurd and very real at the same time. I think Anton Chekhov is the… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
We boast of our system of education, but why stop at schoolmasters and schoolhouses? We are all schoolmasters, and our schoolhouse is… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Consumption is the sole end and purpose of all production; and the interest of the producer ought to be attended to only… — Adam Smith Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Nearly everybody nowadays accepts the 'causal completeness of physics' - every physical event (or at least its probability) has a full physical… — David Papineau Copy Share Image
That soul-destroying, meaningless, mechanical, moronic work is an insult to human nature which must necessarily and inevitably produce either escapism or aggression,… — E. F. Schumacher Copy Share Image
What an absurd notion that women have not intellectual and moral faculties sufficent for anything else but domestic concerns! — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
There's this absurd innate need in most men to feel that they're more powerful than women are, which is ridiculous. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Absolute honesty is as absurd an abstraction as an absolute temperature or an absolute value. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
For many Americans, Osama bin Laden is the paradigmatic Muslim, an absurd conviction for anyone who has lived with Muslims. — Miroslav Volf Copy Share Image
In a world where everything is ridiculous, nothing can be ridiculed. You cannot unmask a mask. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I think the War on Terror is really absurd, especially coming from a country that is founded on terrorism. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
“The Whisper Factory is now hiring! Report your grandma for suspicious behavior and get PAID!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The book of Genesis, a farrago of nonsense so wholly absurd that even Sunday-school scholars have to be threatened with Hell to… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
A creative train of thought is set off by: the unexpected, the unknown, the accidental, the disorderly, the absurd, the impossible. — Asger Jorn Copy Share Image
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
National Socialism is what Marxism might have been if it could have broken its absurd and artificial ties with a democratic order. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
“If at first an idea does not sound absurd, then there is no hope for it. —ALBERT EINSTEIN” — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials…I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“My ballsack contains Future People. I’m holding a Meet ‘N’ Greet this Saturday in Branson.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Firing off 1,000 or 500 or 2,000 nuclear warheads on a few minutes' consideration has always struck me as an absurd way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of society's absurd delusions is that the spending of money can cure something. — Vernon Howard Copy Share Image
