There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
The Son of God died; it is by all means to be believed because it is absurd. And he was buried and… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
[The UN should remain in New York] because every country needs a cesspool. And the UN is always interesting as a theater… — Ed Koch Copy Share Image
In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity. — Vartan Gregorian Copy Share Image
“It's the sort of absurd notion, though, that I wouldn't mind taking out for a good academic run someday.” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
People think they can tame the earth. How absurd! The vanity of human wishes is endless. It is more fun to dance… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The truth is, for some absurd reason, no one is willing to admit that the interests of the producers and the theater… — Harold Prince Copy Share Image
Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater. — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
There is nothing more explosive than a skilled population condemned to inaction. Such a population is likely to become a hotbed of… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
I want to offer particular congratulations to Andrea Leadsom on her stunning achievement. She is now well placed to win and replace… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
I think certain people would be moved to be nostalgic about America's glory days, when the music set the tone for the… — David Longstreth Copy Share Image
There will instead be a number of fake opposition figures, one of whom is now probably going to be Kseniya Sobchak, which… — Anne Applebaum Copy Share Image
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean -… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
Do not mistake me. I am not yet weak enough to yield to fearful imaginings, which are almost as absurd as illusions… — Marguerite Yourcenar Copy Share Image
One can't allow blind loyalty to a friendship to lead one away from acting in the public interest. If Martin [Schulz] were… — Jean-Claude Juncker Copy Share Image
“The irrational, the human nostalgia, and the absurd that is born of their encounter - these are the three characters in the… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
[Men] prefer the foolish belief and the passions of the earth [to the enlightenment of their souls]. They believe the absurd and… — Iain Pears Copy Share Image
The climate, financial and national security crises are all connected. They share the same cause: Our [the USA's] absurd dependency on foreign… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
The gun control mentality is ruthlessly absurd. It suggests that you pass a law which will bind law-abiding citizens — they won't… — Alan Keyes Copy Share Image
If we want to set out on the aruous search for the truth, we must all summon up the courage to leave… — Erich von Däniken Copy Share Image
We are surrounded by the absurd excess of the universe. By meaningless bulk, vastness without size, power without consequence. The stubborn iteration… — Jack Gilbert Copy Share Image
If the Nation can issue a dollar bond it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond good makes… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
It's my greatest success. Women did not vote in Italy until 1946. A good friend and I put together a group of… — Giovanna Cau Copy Share Image
In the future, every human will have a digital model of their body stored in computers. When someone needs a new shoe… — Hugh Herr Copy Share Image
“Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world. [In a letter to Frederick… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Humor is a way of saying we're all seeing the same ridiculous, absurd, infuriating things together. — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
Sed nescio quo modo nihil tam absurde dici potest quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosphorum. (There is nothing so absurd but some… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I remember thinking, when I was playing Hedda Gabler, that several sequences of the play were utterly absurd. — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
![“[The UN should remain in New York] because every country needs a cesspool. And the UN is always interesting as a theater of the absurd.” quote by Ed Koch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/562/ed-koch-7928_absurd_the-un-should-remain-in-new-york-because_1060454.jpg)
![“One can't allow blind loyalty to a friendship to lead one away from acting in the public interest. If Martin [Schulz] were to propose something that was totally absurd, our friendship would not prevent me from doing the opposite.” quote by Jean-Claude Juncker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/077/jean-claude-juncker-3277_absurd_one-can-t-allow-blind-loyalty-to-a-frien_1782182.jpg)
![“[Men] prefer the foolish belief and the passions of the earth [to the enlightenment of their souls]. They believe the absurd and shrink from the truth.No, they do not. They are afraid, that is all. And they must remain on earth until they come to the way of leaving it.And how do they leave? How is…” quote by Iain Pears](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f8/iain-pears-9652_absurd_men-prefer-the-foolish-belief-and-the-pa_2814739.png)
![“The climate, financial and national security crises are all connected. They share the same cause: Our [the USA's] absurd dependency on foreign oil. As long as we need to spend billions of dollars each year to buy foreign oil from state-run oil companies in the Persian Gulf, our problems of a trade…” quote by Al Gore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d7/al-gore-609_absurd_the-climate-financial-and-national-secur_489028.jpg)
![“It's my greatest success. Women did not vote in Italy until 1946. A good friend and I put together a group of women to protest this. I was very young, just a girl. We went to the Viminale [home of the Ministry of the Interior] and spoke to the chair of the ministry board. Thanks to our initiative…” quote by Giovanna Cau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b7d/giovanna-cau-26452_absurd_it-s-my-greatest-success-women-did-not-v_3202699.jpg)
![“Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world. [In a letter to Frederick the Great]” quote by Voltaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/94b/voltaire-173_absurd_christianity-is-the-most-ridiculous-the_2175560.png)
