To suppose that man without language taught himself to speak, seems to me as absurd as it would be to suppose that… — Noah Webster Copy Share Image
I came to feel very, very sentimental about those sets, which is ludicrous, because they represent everything which is transitory and insubstantial.… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
We prefer to go deformed and distorted all our lives rather than not resemble the portrait of ourselves which we ourselves have… — Andre Gide Copy Share Image
“Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
The idea of trying able to explain why you do what you do is absurd. — Milton Glaser Copy Share Image
“I don't let my spaghetti dangle, or twirl it around my fork. I cut it. Of course, my preferred slicing utensil is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It is, after all, absurd that in 2017 women are still at best second-class citizens. — Catherine Mayer Copy Share Image
Why did dusk and fir-scent and the afterglow of autumnal sunsets make people say absurd things? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nor, in truth, is it of little importance to prevent the suspicion of any difference having arisen between us from being handed… — John Calvin Copy Share Image
The avarice of the old: it's absurd to increase one's luggage as one nears the journey's end. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing could be more absurd than an experiment in which computers are placed in a classroom where nothing else is changed. — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
The world generally speaking is now drifting on a more and more devastating course towards the absurd target of extermination - or… — Alva Myrdal Copy Share Image
One of the rules that I always follow is that no matter how crazy characters may act, and no matter how absurd… — Glenn Howerton Copy Share Image
“TEACHER Next. Hey, Ned exclaimed -- STUDENT Ey, Ned asclaimed -- TEACHER Let's boil -- STUDENT Let's boil -- TEACHER The wolverines.” — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
There is no error more absurd, and yet more rooted in the heart of man, than the belief that his sufferings will… — Charles Robert Maturin Copy Share Image
I have never learned to say 'gas' for gasoline. It seems to me as absurd as if I were to say 'but'… — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
It's horrifying and absurd to think that there are currently more slaves on earth than at any other time in human history. — Louie Giglio Copy Share Image
If you look over a list of medicinal recipes in vogue in the last century, how foolish and useless they are seen… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
Can an idea a notion as abstract as Relativism produce by itself the effects alleged? cause all the harm, destroy all the… — Jacques Barzun Copy Share Image
I still kind of believe this absurd line that if you have to write it down, it's not worth remembering. — Andrew Bird Copy Share Image
Positiveness is a most absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
