The essence of the show is that SpongeBob is an innocent in a world of jaded characters. The rest is absurd packaging. — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste. -… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The absurd vanity of metaphysicians who like to imagine that they create the world by thinking about it. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Critics who do the weekly recap, I find that kind of absurd. That's like reviewing chapters in a novel. — Terence Winter Copy Share Image
I believe in God, which means I am open to some absurd possibilities. But I understand the power of that faith, and… — Reza Aslan Copy Share Image
All art deals with the absurd and aims at the simple. Good art speaks truth, indeed is truth, perhaps the only truth. — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
The absurd hero's refusal to hope becomes his singular ability to live in the present with passion. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
The Supreme Court gives corporations the same rights as a human being. It's absurd. You can't do that. — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
The notion that you go to a public institution in order to learn private information about yourself is absurd. We used to… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time. Something rare… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Nothing embitters my old age [like] the circulation of absurd stories that I retire as civilization advances, that I shun the white… — Daniel Boone Copy Share Image
“affair struck me as so very absurd; but now I determined to be wiser, and begin at once with as much form… — Anne Brontë Copy Share Image
Global warming pollution, indeed all pollution, is now described by economists as an "externality." This absurd label means, in essence: we don't… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
I don't know what's more embarrassing, these musicians and actors talking about politics in interviews or the media actually giving them credibility… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
A thing may be too sad to be believed or too wicked to be believed or too good to be believed; but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rachel got up and did this happy little shuffle, like she was some cheerful farmer chick who'd just stepped outside to find… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Abraham Maslow said that the fully realized person transcends his local group and identifies with the species. But the election of Ronald… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Men, too, secrete the inhuman. At certain moments of lucidity, the mechanical aspect of their gestures, their meaningless pantomime makes silly everything… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
He could remember all about it now; the pitiful figure he must have cut; the absurd way in which he had gone… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
Cruelty, very far from being a vice, is the first sentiment Nature injects in us all. The infant breaks his toy, bites… — Marquis de Sade Copy Share Image
Anarcho-capitalism, in my opinion, is a doctrinal system which, if ever implemented, would lead to forms of tyranny and oppression that have… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Congressman Frank and Senator Dodd wanted the government to push financial institutions to lend to people they would not lend to otherwise,… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
The time for the kingdom may be far off, but the task is plain: to retain our share in God in spite… — Abraham Joshua Heschel Copy Share Image
It then becomes necessary to stop short and make a choice: Either/Or. Either one drifts with their absurd system of ideas, believing… — Paul Goodman Copy Share Image
It’s absolutely absurd to say you are a disciple of Jesus Christ yet not bear the fruit of Jesus Christ. — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
It is clearly absurd to limit the term 'education' to a person's formal schooling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The absurd depends as much on man as on the world. For the moment, it is all that links them together. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
It is, after all, absurd that in 2017 women are still at best second-class citizens. — Catherine Mayer Copy Share Image
“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
It is absurd to think that the general public can ever make money out of market forecasts. — Benjamin Graham Copy Share Image
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing so absurd that if you repeat it often enough, people will believe it. — William James Copy Share Image
Human beings are under the control of a strange force that bends them in absurd ways, forcing them to play a role… — Jacques Vallee Copy Share Image
It is absurd to quote religion or God or religious doctrines to render the people as lowest castes. — Periyar E. V. Ramasamy Copy Share Image
“That’s the best proof of our absurd existence, my dear friend: Nobody’s granted a final day, just an accidental interruption in his… — Kamel Daoud Copy Share Image
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied… — William Cosmo Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A refuge is supposed to prevent what? The genes from flowing out of sight? This refuge idea won't stop insects from moving… — Jeremy Rifkin Copy Share Image
How do you possibly say that a cover band is better than the band that created and wrote the material? It's absurd. — Eddie Trunk Copy Share Image
“A partir do momento em que é reconhecido, o absurdo é uma paixão, a mais dilacerante de todas.” — Albert Camus Copy Share Image