“Since it is May 5th and I'm on a diet, I'll take the Cinco but hold de Mayo.” — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“I told him his phone was so old it should come with a bi-plane mode. I'm not sure, but I think his reply was… — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“My elderly mother's favorite drink is "Johnnie." She's already got a walker.” — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“Since it is May 5th and I'm on a diet, I'll take the Cinco but hold de Mayo.” — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
“A Greenwich Village corner comedienne, trying to drum-up business for one of the many local comedy clubs, hailed the wife and me as we… — Dan Adams Copy Share Image
