Planning things in your head, hoping one day it will actually happen. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was… — Afroman Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis, when she asked me what I was doing, apparently heating your dinner was… — Uknown Copy Share Image
From all accounts, the world has been getting worse and worse ever since it was created. All I can say is that… — Jerome K Jerome Copy Share Image
Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, ipod, Facebook and a Blackberry.. Dude when I was 10 I only… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Thumbs up if i`m cute. Thumbs down if i`m ugly. Add me on facebook www.facebook.com/arminferizovic — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
I love poor people,cause I'm one of them :) I hate golf this is why I don't love rich people — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
Birdy birdy in the sky Dropped a poopy in my eyes, I do not worry I do not cry I am just… — Shubham Pal Copy Share Image
This ain't Facebook... It's More like fuckbook... Sneakbook... Try to cheat n creepbook... lookbook... I don't like that hoe but I'm gone… — Bonita Bryant Morris Copy Share Image
Good Pussy ain't for all men because not everybody can handle it without going crazy. — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
If you are currently being silent, kept the silent with the positive thoughts instead of untruths assumptions. — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you love the most. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
If they whisper in your ear and u turn your head and look..Are you really happy in your relationship? or just going… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
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