Career Quote by A.D. Starrling

“I feed the damn thing and clean the shit out of her litterbox. The least she could do is purr for me on occasion.…

— C.M. Owens

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

— George R.R. Martin

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Well, you were the Boss’s poodle. And you liked it. You liked to be spit on. You weren’t human. You weren’t real. That’s what…

— Robert Penn Warren

“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh, most think he's barking, the potty wee lad, but some are more kindly and think he's just sad, but Peevesy knows better and…

— J.K. Rowling

“Peeves are like that: my peeves are law, yours are unhealthy obsessions.”

— Robert Lane Greene

“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Babe, your clothes. Shit. But you work ‘em and you do because you’ve got one serious fantastic body, your hair is even better and…

— Kristen Ashley

“Good luck on that job interview, Miss Potty Mouth. It’s a crying shame you can’t use me as your character reference.”

— Joslyn Westbrook

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“Never underestimate the strength or size of someone peeping on you.”

— Kangoma Kindembo