Quote by 2 Chainz Download Open image “Throw it to my dogs, now it's far-fetched. I be on the block with Ron like Ar-test.” — 2 Chainz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?” “Throw it away and punch him on the nose," Ron suggested.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful. — Triple H Copy Share Image
One day I gave Clifford a bath. And I combed his hair and took hom to the dog show. I'd like to say Clifford… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Only Ron's dog was watching William. He considered that it had, for a dog, a very offensive and knowing look. A couple of months ago someaone had tried to hand William the old story about there being a dog in the city that could talk. (...) The dog in front of William didn't look as if it could talk, but… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Been trying to keep an eye out for you.” Ron gasped. “The silver doe!” he said excitedly. “Was that you too?” “What are you… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“What do they think they’re doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?” said Ron finally. “If any dog needs exercise,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wear jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend nigga. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
My girl got a big purse with a purse in it. And her pussy so clean I can go to church in it! — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
If I make her cum it's a compliment. Nigga fuck you, like a parking ticket. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
I ain't stunnin these niggas. I ain't stunnin these bitches. 2 cigarrellas, look look like extensions. — 2 Chainz Copy Share
A half a million dollars worth of crack money. Wrap your parents up, now you got a black mommy. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
True to my religion, true everything Im too different. So when I die, bury me next to 2 bitches. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
Uh, my old school got twenty-sixes on it. And I got you girl kissin' on me. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
My girl is bow-legged, just do it like Bo Jackson. Every beat I'm toe-tagging, tune big as a Volkswagon. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
I'm riding around on my side of town, boxing gloves I beat the trial. I had the coke I had a smile, I had… — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
Okay this how I ride, two bad hoes inside. One hoe say she ready, the other ho said she tired. I'mma drop this other… — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
