I bought the flying saucer off the Presley estate.

Esther be the one that shoots a machine gun.

— ZZ Top

She's got hair down to her fanny, she's kind of jet set, try to undo her panties.

— ZZ Top

I think I sprained my brain.

— ZZ Top

Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.

— ZZ Top

There ain't no catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the Velcro Fly.

— ZZ Top

She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.

— ZZ Top

My Francine just turned thirteen, she's my angelic teenage queen. And I love her, she's all that I want.

— ZZ Top

This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.

— ZZ Top

I wish to apply my man hood. I'll be glad to go to her pad, and maybe the whole band could.

— ZZ Top

She wanna pearl necklace.

— ZZ Top

Bring your girlfriends with you, but how can one be so thoughtless to try and handle less than two?

— ZZ Top

I ain't asking for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush.

— ZZ Top

I spot a little thing and I follow her all night, in a funky pair of Levis and her sweater kind of tight.

— ZZ Top

Driving down the highway at night when you feel that Wild Turkey's bite, don't give Johnny Walker a ride.

— ZZ Top

With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed, nobody give me trouble cause they know I've got it made.

— ZZ Top