[The Toaster] A silver-scaled dragon with jaws flaming red…

“Anthropomorphism originally meant the attribution of human characteristics to God. It is curious that the word is now used almost exclusively to ascribe human…

— joy williams

...When it was finished, the scaled dragon looked around and as the thing spotted V, a growl rippled up to the bleachers, then ended…

— J.R. Ward

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

— Dave Barry

“So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary…

— Thomas M. Disch

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

— Dave Barry

Burn bread every day boy, no toaster

— Drake

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

— Alfred Hitchcock

Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but youre more likely to be killed…

— Ted Danson

And I keep that toaster, you can come, and be my strudel biiitch

— Lil Wayne

“Too bad my car key won’t start my house. And to answer your unasked question, no you can’t use my toaster like a dual…

— Jarod Kintz

I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.

— Anonymous

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.

— Christopher Moore

“My toaster could have a soul,and the walnut grove to the east of my house could be just a bunch of trees or could…

— A.S. King

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.

— Tim Cook

Does it have to be wireless? Oh, it has to be digital? I was going to say a toaster.

— Joe Jonas