I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a…

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

— W. C. Fields

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

— W. C. Fields

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

— W. C. Fields

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

— W. C. Fields

The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it…

— W. C. Fields

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

— W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

— W. C. Fields

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed…

— W. C. Fields

20-some years ago, I'd have a big old radio with a tape deck, and I'd hit record and try to get something down on…

— Mary Chapin Carpenter

The human race has not devised any way of dissolving barriers, getting to know the other chap fast, breaking the ice, that is one-tenth…

— Kingsley Amis

I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch and with a…

— Dan Brown

When your life has been spent in one war after another for forty-five years, you have to be pretty handy to survive.

— David Gemmell

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

— Jimmy Durante

I am absolutely desperate to do an action movie. And not to blow my own trumpet or anything, but I actually think I'm good…

— Lily James

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole…

— Mike Harding