I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just…

Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance.

— Gary Lineker

Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are…

— Robbie Fowler

Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke.…

— Howard Wilkinson

Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes…

— Bob Dwyer

That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn,…

— Jonathan Stroud

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

— Bill Bailey

People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further…

— Nick Frost

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

— Russell Howard

You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've…

— Nick Moran

When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug…

— Russell Brand

Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that.

— Bryan Brown

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

— Kathy Lette

I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of times which…

— Yitzhak Rabin

The voice is always in my head. In fact I aspire to be more like Mario. What could be better than rescuing and falling…

— Charles Martinet

In fact, in Europe, I'm more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff.

— David Bowie