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“The best way to describe Mr. Windling would be like this: You are at a meeting. You'd like to be away early. So would everyone else. There really isn't very much to discuss, anyway. And just as everyone can see Any Other Business coming over the horizon and is putting their papers neatly together…” quote by Terry Pratchett
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““The best way to describe Mr. Windling would be like this: You are at a meeting. You'd like to be away early. So would everyone else. There really isn't very much to discuss, anyway. And just as everyone can see Any Other Business coming over the horizon and is putting their papers neatly together, a voice says "If I can raise a minor matter, Mr. Chairman..." and with a horrible wooden feeling in your stomach you know , now, that the evening will go on for twice as long with much referring back to the minutes of earlier meetings. The man who has just said that, and is now sitting there with a smug smile of dedication to the committee process, is as near Mr. Windling as makes no difference. And something that distinguishes the Mr. Windlings of the universe is the term "in my humble opinion," which they think adds weight to their statements rather than indicating, in reality, "these are the mean little views of someone with the social grace of duckweed".””

Terry Pratchett

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Satirizes endless bureaucratic meetings where trivial objections prolong discussions unnecessarily.

In simple terms: Bureaucracy stalls progress with minor objections

Key Takeaway

Avoid unnecessary procedural delays

Themes

bureaucracy meeting culture petty objections

Mood

irry skeptical

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • workplace meetings
  • committee decisions
  • policy drafting
  • academic seminars

Key Concepts

organizational behavior satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is a small objection actually important?
  • How can meetings stay efficient?
A Different Perspective

May overlook genuine concerns hidden in minor objections

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