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Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly…

“Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums and what?', said Nanny Ogg, who hadn't been listening. Excursions', said Magrat patienly. Oh.' Nanny Ogg brightened a bit. 'The seaside would be…” quote by Terry Pratchett
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“Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums and what?', said Nanny Ogg, who hadn't been listening. Excursions', said Magrat patienly. Oh.' Nanny Ogg brightened a bit. 'The seaside would be nice,' she said. Oh do shut up, Gytha,' said Granny Weatherwax. 'They're not for you. They're only for divers, like it says. Probably so they can recover from all them alarums.”

Terry Pratchett

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Characters discuss the chaos of diversions and the need for calm, highlighting humor in everyday absurdities.

In simple terms: Even chaos can be funny and relatable.

Key Takeaway

Find humor in life's disruptions.

Themes

humor absurdity friendship everyday life

Mood

playful lighthearted

Type

literary conversational

When to use this quote

  • social gatherings
  • storytelling
  • stress relief
  • creative writing

Key Concepts

literature comedy social commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • What personal “diversions” cause you stress?
  • How can humor help resolve conflict?
A Different Perspective

Humor may mask deeper issues needing attention.

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